- me: skips song by favorite band on ipod
- me:
- me:
- me: *feels guilty*
- me: *presses rewind*
- me: ok no i'm sorry mommy's here
- me all the time: what am i even doing
“Girl, look at that body. Girl, look at that body. Girl, look at that body.” - Hilarious police officer at the scene of a triple homicide.




